This is my latest column for the South Jersey section of The Philadelphia Inquirer. The topic was to envision my neighborhood in 2014. So I envisioned myself married to George Clooney.
(Why are you living in Deptford if you are married to George Clooney, you may ask. Why aren't you in one of his mansions? Good question. The answer is that George likes the serene nature of my wooded apartment complex in Deptford. Plus, it works better for this story.)