Billy Bush from Access Hollywood is in limo with Keisha Castle-Hughes, the 13-year-old actress nominee. Keisha looks a bit perplexed by Billy. Why is he a somebody?
Lots of great dresses on the actresses tonight. So far, I have not seen anything that frightens me. Catherine Zeta-Jones is wearing a sleeveless red dress and some Botox on her forehead. Marcia Gay Haren has on a pretty blue dress and looks as if she may give birth at any time. Angelina Jolie does not look like a freak! She is wearing a lovely cream satin dress with a wrap. The Billy Bob tattoo on her arm is gone, thank God. Diane Keaton is in a black fedora and gloves (and other clothing).
Now for the men. Benicio del Toro looks like a scary homeless man. Jude
Law! Oh my. I could eat him up with a spoon! Ahhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhh! I need a minute Heavens! Here is Johnny Depp! His beautiful, lustrous hair is shorter with highlights. Oh my, oh my, oh my .
The show starts!
It is Billy Crystal, in The Return of the Host. Billy is Gollum! He is in
Best Supporting Actor: Tim Robbins wins. Yea. He was good.
Oh boy! Wow! he says. Then he thanks Clint Eastwood for making my mantel very crowded. Boring awards I am skipping...