It has been a long time since I mused about my love, George Clooney. Too long! I love him, as most of you know. Not in a weird-stalker way. Not in a break-into-his-house and wear his underpants way. Not in a steal-his-car way.
No, no. Just in a lustful way. Although I would settle for a cup of coffee. Or a hug.
"Ocean's Twelve" comes out in December!!! Yea!!!!
And here is a lovely website in case you are ever searching for the perfect gift for moi. The thong is especially classy. Not! But I would accept anything else!