Friday, July 30, 2004

Balloon glitch at the Convention

I think I may use this speech the next time I have to do a tryout with a dramatic monologue. Alas, it was heard by millions on CNN last night. Ooops.

"Go balloons! Go balloons! Go balloons! I don't see anything happening! Stand by confetti. More balloons! Come on, guys, Jesus! No confetti yet. I want all the balloons to go! Go confetti! What's happening to the balloons? We need all balloons! What the f -- are you guys doing up there!?"

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