Golden Globe Awards 2004. Part 4

10 p.m.

   Best Director goes for Peter Jackson for “Lord of the Rings.” He could use a haircut, but he is a genius, so who really cares.

   Best Actor in a Miniseries goes to Al Pacino, who is sporting a little ponytail. He is so nervous that he looks as if he might unscrew the globe from its base on the award.

   Nicole Kidman announces the nominees for Best Actor in a Movie, who include her ex, Tom Cruise and her co-star, Jude Law. Hmmmm. What if Tom wins? He is grinning like a madman. Will it be weird? We will never know because Sean Penn wins and Clint Eastwood accepts for him.

   Best Actress in a Movie-Drama goes to Charlize Theron for “Monster.” Yea! She was great in the movie.

 “Ah! My God!” Charlize screams. “This is so crazy.”

  As she is accepting her award, they try to cut her off and the music gets louder and louder and louder. Come on guys, show some respect!

   A bald Jim Carrey presents the award for Best Movie- Comedy. It goes to “Lost in Translation.” Yea again!   Best Movie- Drama goes to “The Lord of the Rings.” Of course. And Leonardo DiCaprio bids us all farewell.