Monday, January 26, 2004

Golden Globe Awards 2004.Part 3

9 p.m.

  I switch to “Sex and the City,” so I missed this part, including Bono. On SATC, Carrie sleeps wearing full makeup and her bra. But then, so do I. Ha! Not really.


9:30 p.m.

  Back to the Golden Globes. Look, the newly single JLo! She is wearing a tangerine dress which makes her boobs look long. Her hair is in a ponytail and she is wearing big earrings. She presents the award for Best Screenplay to Sofia Coppola for “Lost in Translation.” Yea!


  The award for Best Supporting Actress in a Miniseries goes to Mary-Louise Parker, who looks amazing considering she gave birth on Jan. 7. And can you believe her boyfriend, Billy Crudup, left her when she was seven months pregnant? Crud. Mary-Louise thanks her newborn son for “my boobs looking so good in this dress.”


  The Cecil B. DeMille Award goes to Michael Douglas. Blah, blah, blah. I flip to another channel. Catherine Zeta-Jones must have her whole face shot through with Botox because she has nary a wrinkle or frown line.

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