I switch to Sex and the City, so I missed this part, including Bono. On SATC, Carrie sleeps wearing full makeup and her bra. But then, so do I. Ha! Not really.
Back to the Golden Globes. Look, the newly single JLo! She is wearing a tangerine dress which makes her boobs look long. Her hair is in a ponytail and she is wearing big earrings. She presents the award for Best Screenplay to Sofia Coppola for Lost in Translation. Yea!
The award for Best Supporting Actress in a Miniseries goes to Mary-Louise Parker, who looks amazing considering she gave birth on Jan. 7. And can you believe her boyfriend, Billy Crudup, left her when she was seven months pregnant? Crud. Mary-Louise thanks her newborn son for my boobs looking so good in this dress.
The Cecil B. DeMille Award goes to Michael Douglas. Blah, blah, blah. I flip to another channel. Catherine Zeta-Jones must have her whole face shot through with Botox because she has nary a wrinkle or frown line.