1) I am back home in lovely South Jersey. During the trip, my headlight blew out, my windshield cracked and my gas gauge became wacky.
2) Julia Roberts is pregnant with twins. However, I am concerned she is telling everyone when she is only nine weeks along.
3) Did anyone catch George W. on television today talking about the resignation of George Tenet? W. is COMPLETELY inarticulate.
4) It is possible that Marc Anthony and JLo will marry but it will not be happy.
5) On the "Dr. Phil" show is a married couple with sex trouble. She will only have sex if he buys her something. Like designer clothes or a T-Bird. He is bothered that this seems "businesslike." Um, YEAH!