Holy crap! I am going to be 38! I have been busy planning my party, which will be fun. And then I remember WHY I am having the party.
Because I will be 38!!!! Holy crap! How did THAT happen? When did I get THIS old? It is 20 years since I graduated high school. Aiiiieeee! And why aren't my boobs where they used to be on my chest??
Okay, breathe. Despite outward appearances that I am a barren spinster with bad credit, in reality, I have a nice life. I love my job. I am glad to be living in the Philadelphia area once again. I like my apartment. I love my little VW. I am going to Vegas in 2 1/2 weeks. I may adopt. Okay, breathe, breathe.