BRITNEY'S LETTER TO FANS
Dear Fans,
I am going to start writing this column now as often as possible. The reason being is so I can talk directly to you, my fans, who have stuck by me & who continue to support me. Also, I'm not going to be as busy as my Mom. She's running behind my sister like crazy! I am also going to take some time off to enjoy life. I've actually learned to say "NO!" With this newly found freedom, its like people don't know how to act around me. Should we talk to her like we did when she was 16 or like the Icon everyone says she is? My prerogative right now is to just chill & let all of the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly be your entertainment... GOOD LUCK GIRLS!! I'm sorry that my life seemed like it was all over the place the past 2 years, it's probably because IT WAS! I understand now what they mean when they talk about child stars. Going & going & going is all I've ever known since I was 15 years old. It's amazing what advisors will push you to do, even if it means taking a naive, young, blonde girl & putting her on the cover of every magazine.
I know now that my knee gave out on me this past summer so that I would have no choice but to stop. My body was shutting down and needed rest. It's funny how the Man upstairs works. Right now, I have to go-- I really want to watch "Saved" with Mandy Moore and re-runs of "Sex and the City." I want to enjoy all of the simple things that I missed over the past few years due to working way too much.
Being married is GREAT and I can't wait to start my family! There is so much change going on right now... not only with me, but in the world, as well. So, the next time you see my face, hear one of my songs or even if I'm the topic of your next conversation, please remember that times are changing & so am I.
Love always, Britney
P.S. I look forward to writing you all again soon. Kevin and I are finally able to take our Honeymoon!!
1 comment:
Okay boys and girls, some really scary stuff in this Brittney letter.
First, she uses the word prerogative. I have a sneaking suspicion that she only first learned this word when she set out to butcher the only Bobby Brown song that made any sense.
Second, she capitalizes Icon. Does she think she's a diety.
Third, she refers to God as a Man. Why?
Fourth, she refers to married life. Is she legally wed yet?
Fifth, her knee gave out so that she would stop working. Okay, sure...
Sixth, her ambitions right now include watching "Saved' and Sex and the City. Ohmigod, she's like, totally like a moron, forsure.
Seventh, going and going and going is all she's known since age 15? She never noticed throngs of pre-pubescent girls casting aside their Power Ranger PJs to mimic the pop-slut? Surely she noticed the masses of child-sex offenders doing the nasty to her little Catholic-school-girl-gone-bad routine.
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