Saturday, July 31, 2004

Nicholas Cage finds love with a sushi waitress. Who is 20.

What would happen if Nicholas Cage married Jennifer Lopez? It could happen. At this point, they have married everyone else in the country.

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Entertainment/ap20040731_578.html

Actor Nicolas Cage, 40, Gets Married for the Third Time, to 20-Year-Old Ex-Waitress Alice Kim
The Associated Press

LOS ANGELES July 31, 2004 — Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage has married for the third time. The "Leaving Las Vegas" star wed 20-year-old Alice Kim on Friday at a private ceremony on a ranch in Northern California, publicist Annett Wolf told The Associated Press.

It is the third wedding for Cage, 40, who split with his previous wife Lisa Marie Presley after less than four months in 2002. Before that, he was married for six years to actress Patricia Arquette.

Kim, a former sushi waitress, met Cage when the actor visited the Los Angeles restaurant where she worked. This is her first marriage.

They started dating in February and reportedly became engaged after about two months.

Wolf declined to provide addition details on the nuptials. No photo was released.


Friday, July 30, 2004

Balloon glitch at the Convention

I think I may use this speech the next time I have to do a tryout with a dramatic monologue. Alas, it was heard by millions on CNN last night. Ooops.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2004/07/30/GOODMAN.TMP

"Go balloons! Go balloons! Go balloons! I don't see anything happening! Stand by confetti. More balloons! Come on, guys, Jesus! No confetti yet. I want all the balloons to go! Go confetti! What's happening to the balloons? We need all balloons! What the f -- are you guys doing up there!?"

Thursday, July 29, 2004

Random thoughts about the Democratic Convention

These thoughts are purely random, as befits the name of this site:

1) Chris Heinz and his brother are both cute. Cuuuuuuute. However, neither one of them can dance. The camera caught them the other night trying to boogie and it was a sad, sad sight.

2) I want a president who can do CPR on hamsters. An unusual trait, but a good one to have.

3) Dang! Dan Rather is wacky! I was listening to him yammer on after Kerry's speech and Rather started commenting on how sweaty Kerry was. Then Rather was quoting from his old English teacher. About perspiration.

4) I liked Teresa Heinz' red dress. I did.

5) Did you know that John Kerry was in Vietnam? And wounded? Gosh, they have barely mentioned that AT ALL.

Wednesday, July 28, 2004

Seacrest out!

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/Entertainment/ap20040728_750.html



(AP Photo)

Ryan Seacrest's Talk Show Canceled

The Associated Press


LOS ANGELES July 28, 2004 — The syndicated TV series "On-Air with Ryan Seacrest" is going off the air, permanently. Seacrest was unable to turn his visibility as host of Fox's "American Idol" into success for the talk and music show, and low ratings led Twentieth Television on Tuesday to announce the end of production.

"I am proud of my team who worked tirelessly every day," Seacrest said in a statement. "I wouldn't have changed anything about this entire experience and I look forward to building my business within Twentieth Television."

The Fox TV-owned studio said it believed the goal of providing viewers with "an engaging and alternative source of entertainment" was accomplished.

"It was our desire that the program would appeal to a wide array of viewers but, unfortunately, the marketplace's response was not as strong as we had hoped," the studio said in a statement. "On-Air," which debuted in January from a studio in the complex where the Academy Awards are held, will be broadcast through Sept. 17.

Seacrest will remain with "American Idol," the hit talent-search series which returns for its fourth season in January. He'll also keep his day job as host of the Los Angeles radio show, "On-Air with Ryan Seacrest," and with the weekly countdown show "American Top 40."

Ax the Tax

(Funny story from my friend Mark)

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/orange/orl-locdoug28072804jul28,1,3476939.story?coll=orl-news-headlines

Guetzloe: Just call me 'Ax the Tax'

The anti-tax crusader sues to have the phrase included as part of his name on the ballot.


By Mark Schlueb | Sentinel Staff Writer

July 28, 2004


Doug Guetzloe has built a reputation by shoe-horning himself into most every tax controversy in Central Florida.

Now he has gone to court for the right to remind people of that reputation.

On Friday, Guetzloe sued in Orange Circuit Court to force elections officials to print his name as Doug "Ax the Tax" Guetzloe on the ballot when he runs for Republican Party state committeeman in the August primary.

Orange County Supervisor of Elections William "Bill" Cowles has refused. Elections officials say letting Guetzloe have his way will open the door to all manner of crazy nicknames.

Guetzloe calls the decision a travesty of justice.

"Ax the Tax" is the name of his company, but he said it's also his nickname.

" 'Ax the Tax' is what I'm known for," Guetzloe said. "A lot of people don't even know my first name."

He said he thinks one of his harshest critics, Orange County Republican Party chairman Lewis "Lew" Oliver, is behind the ballot decision.

Oliver disagreed.

"He is attempting to put on the ballot the name of a for-profit company that puts money in his pocket," Oliver said.

"Nobody calls him 'Ax the Tax.' "

Perhaps even worse in Oliver's opinion is the fact that Guetzloe is running for a Republican state post but has, on occasion, supported Democrats. Guetzloe has in the past supported Orlando Mayor John "Buddy" Dyer and City Commissioner Patricia "Patty" Sheehan, for instance.

Cowles' lawyer, Assistant County Attorney Diego "Woody" Rodriguez, speculates that a slippery slope could lead to candidates such as John "Champion of the People" Doe.

"It would lead to some ridiculous results in terms of what gets on the ballot," Rodriguez said.

Guetzloe argues that we've already fallen headlong over the slippery slope.

He points toa handful of examples around the state: Pinellas County Commission candidate "Downtown" Virginia Brown; a fire-district candidate from Palm Harbor named Mark "W+9" Weinkrantz; and "Sister" Blackmon Milligan of Panama City, who is running for state attorney.

And don't forget a candidate for Republican precinct committeeman right here in Orange County named Darrin "Scooby" Phipps.

"Why does 'Scooby' go on the ballot and not 'Ax the Tax' Guetzloe?" he asked.

Mark Schlueb can be reached at mschlueb@orlandosentinel.com

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Tigger a molester?

(My friend Sean is now the Disney reporter for the Orlando Sentinel. As you know, I LOVE Disney. Yet weirdness pervades the world. Read more for the story of a possible Tigger with roamin' paws.)

www.orlandosentinel.com

April 9, 2004 Friday, FINAL

SECTION: A SECTION; Pg. A1

HEADLINE: DISNEY VISITORS LINE UP TO SAY TIGGER FONDLED;

MORE THAN TWO DOZEN COMPLAINTS WERE MADE AGAINST A PARK CHARACTER.

BYLINE: Anthony Colarossi and Sean Mussenden, Sentinel Staff Writers

  Erin Rivera was looking forward to breakfast with Disney characters while at the vacation resort with her husband in June 2000.

But when she posed for a picture with a worker dressed as Tigger, the 21-year-old Zephyrhills woman recalled how the character touched her breast with his left paw, while holding her shoulder with his right.

"I don't think it was a mistake," said Rivera, who has a picture of her embrace with the character. "Everybody who goes through my photo album says, 'Tigger is groping you.' "

The Orange County Sheriff's Office said Thursday that it has received 24 complaints similar to Rivera's since the April 2 arrest of Michael C. Chartrand on charges of lewd and lascivious molestation of a child and of battery against a mother and daughter while he was in costume as the friendly tiger character from the Winnie the Pooh stories.

So far 13 of those cases are considered credible enough to be investigated actively, while the rest are being reviewed. Rivera has not reported her case to the Sheriff's Office but said Thursday that she plans to file a complaint.

"It appears we have 24 folks that feel there may have been something inappropriate and that something happened to them," said Jim Solomons, sheriff's spokesman. "We need to prove that it either happened or it didn't happen." He added, "It appears all of our complaints are focusing on Tigger."

Disney would not discuss the spate of allegations since the initial arrest. The company has been cooperating with the sex-crimesinvestigation and referring guests with complaints to the Sheriff's Office, Solomons and Disney officials said. Investigators are mindful Disney could be a magnet for false claims, and former characters said in interviews their actions while in the bulky costumes could be misconstrued by guests.

The Orlando Sentinel obtained several of the Sheriff's Office incident reports in which Disney visitors described inappropriate touching by Tigger from June 2003 to March 2004.

In one case last July, a mother said she was videotaping her 3-year-old daughter at the Magic Kingdom's Toon Town when the Tigger character approached from behind, put his hands around the woman's shoulders and held her for one to two minutes.

"Although she felt uncomfortable, she didn't think that someone dressed as Tigger would act in an inappropriate manner," the report said. "Her daughter asked her what Tigger was doing and the victim jokingly said, 'I don't know; I guess Tigger likes Mommy.' "

Another report detailed an incident last June at the Magic Kingdom's Crystal Palace. After being approached from behind, the woman told investigators, Tigger's "hands were over her breasts in a cupped type position" for about one minute.

In a February incident, a victim said Tigger was "feeling my butt the entire time the pictures were being taken."

Many victims said they initially were embarrassed by the incidents but decided to come forward after learning of Chartrand's arrest. Solomons acknowledged that the timing and authenticity of the claims will be checked out as part of the probe.

"Are these people trying to get into Disney's pockets?" Solomons asked. "That's why we have an investigation.'

A Disney spokeswoman, citing the ongoing investigation of Chartrand, would not say whether the company handled any similar incidents before his arrest.

Solomons said his office could not immediately determine how many similar incidents involving Disney characters were reported before Chartrand's arrest.

Officials at Universal Orlando and SeaWorld Orlando, which both have costumed characters, said they were not aware of similar complaints. Since 1998, Walt Disney World has run criminal-background checks on all new hires, including Chartrand.

Chartrand, 36, of St. Cloud, has been released on $2,500 bail, but he would not comment Thursday on his case.

"I'm not going to say anything," said Chartrand, who was suspended before his arrest.

Several incidents detailed in the sheriff's reports occurred during February and March when Chartrand was working as a costumed character. But it's not clear yet whether he was working as Tigger on the dates of the complaints. Some of the complaints predate his employment, which started in August 2003, according to Disney.

Disney's costumed characters receive training before interacting with guests. Supervisors also videotape new characters' first few work days to make them aware of inappropriate behavior. The training encouraged the touching of guests' shoulders, but specifically made torsos off limits, said Robert Rexach, one of several employees who  played Tigger from September 2000 to July 2003.

"In training they flat out said, 'Don't place your hand over a girl's breast, even if it is [hovering] a foot or two over it. A photograph is two dimensional, so that would look bad," Rexach, 21, said.

Tigger's paws are slightly oversized and contain "one or two millimeters" of padding underneath bright orange fur, he said, adding they are slightly less cumbersome than an oven mitt.

"I could turn pages in a book pretty well, but I still couldn't feel them," Rexach said.

Rexach said that he was dismissed by Disney after a teenage guest complained that he was attacked by Rexach, who was dressed as a Country Bear at the time. Rexach denied the allegation, arguing that he was attacked by the teenager and "nudged" him off in self-defense.

The Tigger of A.A. Milne's storybooks and Disney films possesses a hyperactive bent, and the theme-park character is trained to emulate that upbeat style with frequent arm and leg movements, said Megan Long, who played Winnie the Pooh from 2000 to 2002.

"He's supposed to be really hyper and outgoing. He can't stand in one place. He's not supposed to be grabbing children," said Long, who regularly worked alongside the Tigger character. The gloves that Pooh wore were similar to Tigger's, she said.

"It's not too thick where you can't feel [what you're touching]. It's thick enough so that kids cannot feel hands underneath, so they get the illusion that it's a real teddy bear," she said.

Long said she was always careful to keep her hand on or above the shoulder. If a visitor shifted positions during a hug, Long said she tried to move away immediately.

Once, dressed as Pooh, Long said she knelt down to play with a baby lounging in her mother's lap. To stabilize herself, Long rested her yellow-gloved hand on the woman's knee. "She was like, 'Hey, Pooh, get your hand off my knee,' " Long said. "Inside the costume, we're human and we do make mistakes."

Erin Rivera, who was 18 when she said Tigger touched her, said she was embarrassed but did not report it, thinking no one would take her seriously. After Chartrand's arrest, she too decided to come forward. She said she contacted Disney about the incident, and theme-park officials referred her to the Sheriff's Office.

Rivera said she has been back to Disney twice since the incident, and she has even posed with characters for pictures.

"I just don't get my picture taken with Tigger anymore," she said.

LOAD-DATE: April 9, 2004

Monday, July 26, 2004

Conventions welcome 'bloggers

Webloggers will be out in force at the Democratic Convention this week. Good!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-0407260215jul26,1,868023.story?coll=chi-newsnationworld-hed

Bloggers form potent para-media
Unfettered, laptop-slinging observers are to post opinions on the Web about the Democratic meeting, the Tribune's John McCormick writes

John McCormick
Tribune staff reporter covering the convention

BOSTON -- As major news organizations unload truckloads of equipment and thousands of people to cover the Democratic National Convention, Bill Scher arrived here Sunday with little more than a laptop and digital camera.

The New York City resident is one of about 35 bloggers who have been given official credentials to cover the convention. Like most independent bloggers, Scher will work for free and pay most of his own expenses, posting his reports and commentary on LiberalOasis.com, a Web site with a typical daily audience of about 6,000.

"I want to try to fill in the gaps of the mainstream media," said Scher, who expects to spend about $1,000 from his own pocket. In a nod to the growing influence of the Internet in politics, the Democrats and the Republicans are for the first time providing workspace and credentials for bloggers at their summer conventions. The parties face the challenge of trying to harness the power of these irreverent voices without giving them a forum to blast their hosts.

Blogs, short for Web logs, are online journals that often feature commentaries on daily events and provide links to other Web sites. They tend to be far more freewheeling, opinionated and sometimes conspiratorial than the average newspaper or television network.

Scher's blog--his slogan is "Where the left is right and the right is wrong"--offers an array of liberal opinions, taking shots at President Bush for such alleged sins as paying insufficient attention to terrorism before the Sept. 11 attacks.

Blogs are emerging as potentially powerful tools for building grass-roots political support, and they have gained popularity ever since then-Democratic presidential candidate Howard Dean's official blog attracted scores of visitors and contributors.

Brian Fallon, a spokesman for the Democratic National Convention, said about 200 bloggers applied for credentials to get inside Boston's FleetCenter, but he declined to say how the 35 winners were selected.

The Democrats are going out of their way to make the bloggers feel at home, sponsoring a welcome breakfast Monday and a "Blogger Bash" party Wednesday night.

Some have complained that only those friendly to the Democratic message were given access.

"What it means is that the Democratic Party is looking for more free media coverage, based on who they have credentialed," said Zephyr Teachout, who helped spearhead online activities for Dean's presidential campaign.

Teachout, now doing online work for America Coming Together, a Democratic voter mobilization group, said she is also aware of some credentialed bloggers who are paid political consultants.

"One should not act like they are being journalists when they are writing about someone who pays them," she said, declining to name the individuals.

Most bloggers don't portray themselves as objective reporters.

"I am not going to be a neutral observer. I'm an advocate. I'm an opinion writer or columnist," said Jeralyn Merritt, a Denver defense lawyer and writer of TalkLeft.com.

Merritt estimates her trip will cost about $3,000, and said she already has received about $1,900 in contributions from the more than 7,000 people who typically visit her site each day.

"Bloggers may not be journalists, but we are media people," she said. "I don't know why press credentials require you to be journalists."

Rich Gordon, who heads Northwestern University's new media department in the Medill School of Journalism, said blogs may have their greatest influence when they catch the eye of mainstream reporters, who look to the sites for news tips.

The presence of the bloggers does present something of a risk to convention organizers. Many of the bloggers here tend to be more liberal than Sen. John Kerry, and they may excoriate him if they consider his message at the convention too moderate.

Even the blogging community here has established its own gathering spot to share ideas. Conventionbloggers.com offers such tips as how to dress ("jeans, comfortable shoes ... and no ties") and where to find high-speed Internet access in downtown Boston.

Mainstream news organizations are also posting blogs from Boston. The Tribune, for example, will have at least three reporters writing blogs from the convention.