Guess what I learned this weekend?

So I wanted to make brownies. The recipe called for two eggs but I only had one. So I made the brownies with just one egg. Guess what I learned? That makes the brownies really, really hard and crunchy. But they are still tasty! Kind of like biscotti. But square, instead of long and rectangular. They are good when I dunk them in tea. I will make you some hard, crunchy-biscotti-like brownies if you ask me nicely and I only have one egg.

At least I don't get spanked at my job

If you ever think your job is bad, read this article. It could be worse. You could get spanked at work as part of "camaraderie-building" exercises.

I Would Worship at the Church of U2

Many chruches are now incorporating U2's music into their services. How come MY church doesn't have a U2 Eucharist????

George Clooney stalks Gawker

See? This is yet another reason why I love and admire George Clooney. The Gawker website recently created a real-time map of celebrity sightings in NYC. You would think I would be on the website constantly, searching for my love, GC, and where he might be in real time. But I am not. I have a life and so does GC. If we run into each other, it shall be due to Kismet, not a celebrity stalking website.

George, because he is clever, urged many publicists to flood the Gawker website with bogus sightings of himself and other celebrities. I think this is a good idea. Let me tell you something, I don't really WANT to see GC coming out of the men's room or disgusting from a workout at the gym. I want to see him all clean and in a tux like at the Oscars.