Thursday, June 23, 2005

My favorite entry from this week's Arcata Eye Police Blotter

http://www.arcataeye.com/062105police.shtml

  • 7:49 p.m. When a BB impacted a trailer on Oasis Street, police quickly found a neighbor busily "assassinating slugs" on his porch. The mulleted mollusk murderer agreed to cease demising the slimies.
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