tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769202558438415543.post8531770370700438300..comments2016-09-02T11:48:05.157-04:00Comments on Random Reality: Coke and Pepsi go low-carbWriterChickNjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15272689146917304404noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769202558438415543.post-32722681137755494702004-05-11T16:47:00.000-04:002004-05-11T16:47:00.000-04:00Now if only JOLT COLA would introduce a lower-calo...Now if only JOLT COLA would introduce a lower-calorie soda that still retains the absurdly high caffeine content that helped get me through oh-so many late nights.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769202558438415543.post-60021161119946317682004-05-11T17:15:00.000-04:002004-05-11T17:15:00.000-04:00Couldn't you just drink a big cup of coffee with n...Couldn't you just drink a big cup of coffee with no sugar?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769202558438415543.post-54018070146219463552004-05-11T18:56:00.000-04:002004-05-11T18:56:00.000-04:00Yeah, but that won't give me that strangely comfor...Yeah, but that won't give me that strangely comforting fizzy feeling in my mouth and throat.<br>Besides, there's something oddly fun about chugging a 20-oz bottle of JOLT, shaking your head like a rabid dog, wiping the foamy remants from your mouth, letting out an offensive sounding belch and waiting for the caffeine to kick in. You just can't do that with a cup of java without then waiting for a ride to the burn unit.<br>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7769202558438415543.post-62230831660186845022004-05-12T12:59:00.000-04:002004-05-12T12:59:00.000-04:00soda is goodsoda is goodAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com